The Holy Realm of Scorpions Army is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Imperius with an even hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 38.759 billion Scorpions Armyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Ark. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Scorpions Armyian economy, worth an astonishing 11,231 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 289,769 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, and foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scorpions Army's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Scorpions Army is ranked 291,661^st in the world and 125^th in Capitalist Paradise for Nicest Citizens, with 0.16 average smiles per day.