The Republic of Freeoplis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 31.355 billion Freeoplisians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freeten. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freeoplisian economy, worth a remarkable 3,508 trillion Freelas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 111,902 Freelas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Freeten" t-shirts, the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending, transgender and agender are on the education agenda, and Air Freeoplis is rumored to receive more government funding than the Freeoplisian Air Force. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freeoplis's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Freeoplis is ranked 39,331^st in the world and 10^th in Absolution for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,738.28 on the Gilded Widget Scale.