The Republic of Unikon is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Hammerhead with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 27.731 billion Unikonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unikon City. The average income tax rate is 39.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unikonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,160 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 330,327 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

More money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, Lion is one of the most popular forenames in Unikon, robosexual marriages are increasingly common, and former bakers no longer have to get their baps out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unikon's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Unikon is ranked 1,701^st in the world and 2^nd in Absolution for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 200,838.86 Standard Monetary Units.