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Region: New York

Presbyterians of hofle

Devil wrote:Hey guys! As you likely notice this April fools event is an election for President of NationStates!
As the Mad King of Hell, The Stalker, I am running, I hope you gus will support my bid!
Vote here; page=election
Check out my Campaign;
LinkPlease allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste.
I've been around for a long, long years, stole many a man's soul and faith.


As the King of Hell and beloved Devil of NationStates, I declare my bid for WA Security General!
Respect, Integrity, and completely Mad.

A new age is dawning, and I am the Morning Star.

The time has come, dear NationStates, to talk of many things! Of shoes and ships, and sealing-wax. Of cabbages and kings. And why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings.

Our Message: We Are Legion
As we enter round 2 of this election it's pretty clear Feeder Game Created Regions of NationStates think they can gang up on the rest of us to win this election. Declaring The Black Hawks raider Trans anarcho-communist lesbian catgirls their champion.

I reach out to my fellow founderless regions, my fellow user created regions, those of you who have devoted years to their region and this game we all enjoy. Join my campaign and together can we win, only together can we show the powerhouse GCRs that the common regions matters too! We are legion, we are many, we can overcome them. Let me be your champion.

Every region that supports our campaign will be included in our dispatch, every regions that supports us will be welcome to an embassy with Hell.
Voice your support on our Forum Thread!

Just who is the King of Hell? Why, now, that's simple. The King of Hell is you, NationStates. I am your sister, your aunt, your friend, your neighbor. As your future WA Security General, it's my responsibility to preside over our great demonicracy. So, as your WA Security General, I will be the voice, the heart, and soul of NationStates. But only together, TOGETHER, can we hope to reach our full potential. Whole. Beautiful. Powerful. One Kingdom. One NationStates. Now... and forever!

I've played NS since late 2003, i've been around and will always be around. For I am eternal, and eternally I endure. I've seen the passages of time, the changes, and know what the future will bring us if not lead by the proper representative.

The Devil You Know
Chief Satanic Editor of Hell's Bells
Commended by the Security Council as Forever Fields
Creator and Co-leader of The Horsemen of the Apocalypse winners of the last year's N-Day event.
Co-Authored the Condemnation of The Black Hawks
Demonic Host of Hell Radio
#1 in the World for Gambling Industry
>History of Hell
>Life of the Mad King
I am the who, when you whisper who's there.

As Your Elected Leader
I will be the change we all know in our hearts we wanna see on NS. I will Condemn the wicked and provide you every vice. I stand for you, the people of NationStates, those who have devoted years to this game like I have. Hard work and Integrity is how I got where I am, and together we can accomplish so much more.
Let me work for you NationStates, vote for the Devil you know, vote The Stalker for WA Security General.

LinkWhen the Devil is too busy, and Death's a bit too much.
They call on me by name you see, for my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune, to the Ladies I'm Sir Prize.
But call me by any name, Any way it's all the same...

Sympathy For The Devil
What does supporting The Stalker get you? Not only does it get you a better run NationStates, but you it gets you the support of the beloved Devil of NationStates himself. Nations and regions that endorse The Stalker for WA Security General will in turn have the gratitude and respect of The Stalker and Hell. They will be granted a favor in equal or greater proportion to their offered support. Isn't it better to have the Devil owe you one? ;)

Is it madness, my dear, which drives a man of my genius,
To strive for an impossible prize? Or is it the striving for that which is ever just out of reach,
Which prevents madness from overtaking me? I do not fear death... for I am The Stalker!!

LinkThunder on the mountain, and there's fires on the moon. A ruckus in the alley and the sun will be here soon.
Today's the day, where I'm gonna grab my trombone and blow! Well, there's hot stuff here and it's everywhere I go...

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So is it a joke?

Flerfy lergs

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