WA Delegate: The Layartebian Province of Dnalkrad (elected )
Regional Power: High
Today's World Census Report
The Smartest Citizens in New York
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, New York is ranked 7,952nd in the world for Smartest Citizens.
|1.||The Empire of Layarteb||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“So I dub thee Unforgiven”|
|2.||The Colony of Facepalm Polar Bear||Father Knows Best State||“All power corrupts, but we need electricity.”|
|3.||The Rogue Nation of Obsessed Knitters||Left-Leaning College State||“Knit one Purl one”|
|4.||The Cosmo Kramer's United States of Yankee Freedom Fighters||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Oh, the Humanity! | Live Free or Die, & Giddy Up!”|
|5.||The Works in Progress of Yarn Zealots||Left-wing Utopia||“I need more stash!”|
|6.||The Fugue State of J-S-Bach||Left-wing Utopia||“Music is an agreeable harmony.”|
|7.||The Realm of Cotland||Democratic Socialists||“For Rikets Heder”|
|8.||The Commonwealth of Nova-Lox||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Atlantica - The Atlantic Northeast - New York”|
|9.||The Layartebian Province of Dnalkrad||Compulsory Consumerist State||“So I dub thee Unforgiven...”|
|10.||The Colony of Feynlandia||Left-Leaning College State||“I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears & sweat.”|
- : The Republic of Black Wind arrived from The Communist Alliance of Ethiopia.
- : The United States of New York Giants arrived from The Communist Alliance of Ethiopia.
- : Embassy established between The Planet Earth and New York.
- : The Layartebian Province of Dnalkrad renamed the office held by The Empire of Layarteb from "Defense Minister" to "Demon Prince" in New York.
- : The Layartebian Province of Dnalkrad renamed the office held by The Commonwealth of Nova-Lox from "Assemblyman" to "Demon Prince" in New York.
- : The Layartebian Province of Dnalkrad renamed the office held by The Pleased to Meet You of Devil from "Speaker of the Assembly" to "King of Hell" in New York.
- : The Layartebian Province of Dnalkrad agreed to construct embassies with The Planet Earth.
- : The Layartebian Province of Dnalkrad updated the World Factbook entry.
- : The Pleased to Meet You of Devil updated the World Factbook entry.
- : The Pleased to Meet You of Devil added a dispatch.
New York Regional Message Board
:: insert groan here ::
New York is not into the raiding & defending game.
It's a newspaper, it's not about the R/D game only, range of things in there. This issue features an article talking about the recent attempt by the Black Hawks to raid Hell. Hell itself, being founderless, doesn't participate in the R/D game other than being the occasional target, much like NY.
Thank you for the kind greeting.
Greetings to you from Hell! It's a pleasure to meet you.
It's official, we've joined the Kingdom of Hell by unanimous regional vote.
"Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven"
~ Satan, John Milton's Paradise Lost
I shall be the Prince of Pandæmonium!