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I think the moon being moved by all that recoil from Quintolania's laser is going to do more to disrupt the tides than just spinning it in place.

Also, Quintolania's recently-announced melting-the-oceans initiative will probably do more damage to our seas, in the long run.

(Though err... shouldn't he be trying to vaporize the oceans? They're already molten. Unless he meant to melt the seafloor, in which case go right ahead.)