The Maternal Commonwealth of Yetise is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Matriarch with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, triple-decker prams, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.724 billion Yetiseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Yetisean economy, worth 492 trillion Sparkles a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 180,644 Sparkles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 715,095 per year while the poor average 30,856, a ratio of 23.2 to 1.

Children's toy tractors have been seized as state property, corporations feel proud all year round, woefully uninformed voters cast their ballots at random, and turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Yetise's national animal is the Rattlesnake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ૮ɦασร αɳα૨૮ɦყ ɦε∂σɳเรɱ.

Yetise is ranked 155,673^rd in the world and 83^rd in Anteria for Largest Populations, with 2.72 billion capita.