The Republic of Xfzzf is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.276 billion Xfzzfians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xfzzfian economy, worth 245 trillion xfjzes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,817 xfjzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nations that kill a Xfzzfian can expect a strongly worded letter, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, and female restaurant chefs are not allowed to have male customers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xfzzf's national animal is the xfjz, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Xfzzf is ranked 189,690^th in the world and 693^rd in Two for Safest, scoring 48.51 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.