The Rogue Nation of Xeneuvia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.839 billion Xeneuvians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xeneuvia City. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Xeneuvian economy, worth a remarkable 2,455 trillion Mixtapes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 177,441 Mixtapes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xeneuvia's national animal is the Honey badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xeneuvia is ranked 15,076^th in the world and 982^nd in Lazarus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,230.17 pounds of wildlife per square mile.