Location: Angolis

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The ALL CAPS Where's my Holy Egg of Weylara is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ptaros Kel'lara and Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed population of 8.778 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nleii. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Weylara, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weylara's national animal is the vwiri, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is the Faith in the Fourteen, and its currency is the jiire.

Weylara is ranked 10th in Angolis and 128,090th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -12 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

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NationStates by Max Barry, author of and