The Principality of Western Eld Kryakka is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.837 billion Western Eld Kryakkans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 30.9%.

The Western Eld Kryakkan economy, worth 516 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,635 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects, the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code, and Western Eld Kryakkan politicians are often described as having more style than substance. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Eld Kryakka's national animal is the turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Western Eld Kryakka is ranked 134,894^th in the world and 6^th in HYDRA Command for Most Corrupt Governments, with 5.01 kickbacks per hour.