The Islamic Caliphate of Western Arab Empire is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Khalifah Muhammad bin Abdulaziz with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 25.605 billion Muslims are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madinat al-Muslimeen. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Muslim economy, worth a remarkable 7,975 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 311,482 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Western Arab Empire's national animal is the Arabian Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Western Arab Empire is ranked 223^rd in the world and 1^st in United Empire of Islam for Lowest Crime Rates, with 240.53 law-abiding acts per hour.