The Sunni Islamic Caliphate of
Psychotic Dictatorship
الله اكبر, الله اكبر, لا إله إلا الله
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Few

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The Sunni Islamic Caliphate of Western Arab Empire is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Khalifah Muhammad bin Abdulaziz with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.425 billion Muslims are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madinatul Muslimeen. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Muslim economy, worth 350 trillion Islamic Dinars a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 54,564 Islamic Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, judges are all-powerful, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Arab Empire's national animal is the Arabian Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Western Arab Empire is ranked 50th in United Empire of Islam and 127,297th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -2,772.355 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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