Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 202nd Most Devout: 347th Most Compassionate Citizens: 392nd
The Sunni Islamic Caliphate of
Tyranny by Majority
الله اكبر, الله اكبر, لا إله إلا الله
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The Sunni Islamic Caliphate of Western Arab Empire is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Khalifah Muhammad bin Abdulaziz with a fair hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 8.401 billion Muslims enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madinatul Muslimeen. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Muslim economy, worth 843 trillion Islamic Dinars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is an impressive 100,464 Islamic Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books, Khalifah Muhammad bin Abdulaziz's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, and politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Arab Empire's national animal is the Arabian Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Western Arab Empire is ranked 392nd in the world and 1st in United Empire of Islam for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 116.06 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 202ndMost Devout: 347thMost Compassionate Citizens: 392ndSafest: 683rdLowest Crime Rates: 694thNicest Citizens: 722ndBest Weather: 741stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,560thMost Pacifist: 1,663rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,743rdTop
Most Primitive: 2,165thMost Influential: 2,674thHealthiest Citizens: 2,997thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,110thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,284thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,752ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,410thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,882ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,344thLargest Governments: 7,893rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,102ndTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 9,375thMost Conservative: 9,622ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,906thMost Developed: 11,007thMost Income Equality: 12,116thHighest Economic Output: 12,167thMost Efficient Economies: 12,601stLargest Populations: 15,385thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,514th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the region

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