The Sunni Islamic Caliphate of
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الله اكبر, الله اكبر, لا إله إلا الله
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The Sunni Islamic Caliphate of Western Arab Empire is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Khalifah Muhammad bin Abdulaziz with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.828 billion Muslims are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madinatul Muslimeen. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Muslim economy, worth 103 trillion Islamic Dinars a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 17,691 Islamic Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up', the Arabian Horse is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and euthanasia is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Arab Empire's national animal is the Arabian Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Western Arab Empire is ranked 1st in United Empire of Islam and 371st in the world for Nicest Citizens, with 271 Smiles Per Hour (net).

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