The Sunni Islamic Caliphate of
Psychotic Dictatorship
الله اكبر, الله اكبر, لا إله إلا الله
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Few

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The Sunni Islamic Caliphate of Western Arab Empire is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Khalifah Muhammad bin Abdulaziz with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.678 billion Muslims are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madinatul Muslimeen. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Muslim economy, worth 34.9 trillion Islamic Dinars a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 6,144 Islamic Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Western Arab Empire, and citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Arab Empire's national animal is the Arabian Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Western Arab Empire is ranked 3rd in United Empire of Islam and 1,611th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring 119 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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