Largest Welfare Programs: 2,222nd Most Influential: 5,518th Least Corrupt Governments: 6,094th
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Many a waltz spun awkwardly out of the rain
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The Theory of Happiness of Vrolondia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Arano Iandra with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.828 billion Geldi enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ismair. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Geldi economy, worth a remarkable 1,138 trillion Elysiums a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. Average income is 82,339 Elysiums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, residents firmly believe there is no spoon (Vrolondia has found 4 easter eggs), and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime is totally unknown. Vrolondia's national animal is the Haunted Lamp, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vrolondian Pantheon.

Vrolondia is ranked 50,069th in the world and 175th in Yggdrasil for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.6 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Welfare Programs: 2,222ndMost Influential: 5,518thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,094thLargest Populations: 6,677thMost Cultured: 7,248thHighest Economic Output: 8,551stMost Advanced Public Education: 8,837thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 8,896thSmartest Citizens: 8,978thNicest Citizens: 9,599thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,920thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,652ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,680thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,519thMost Devout: 14,549thMost Stationary: 16,041stMost Pacifist: 16,659th
Largest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the region

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