Largest Welfare Programs: 2,341st Most Influential: 5,535th Least Corrupt Governments: 6,065th
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Many a waltz spun awkwardly out of the rain
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The Theory of Happiness of Vrolondia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Arano Iandra with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.978 billion Geldi enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ismair. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Geldi economy, worth a remarkable 1,150 trillion Elysiums a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. Average income is 82,339 Elysiums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, residents firmly believe there is no spoon (Vrolondia has found 4 easter eggs), and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime is totally unknown. Vrolondia's national animal is the Haunted Lamp, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vrolondian Pantheon.

Vrolondia is ranked 2,341st in the world and 16th in Yggdrasil for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 9,966.09 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Welfare Programs: 2,341stMost Influential: 5,535thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,065thLargest Populations: 6,653rdMost Cultured: 7,458thTop
Highest Economic Output: 8,609thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,107thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,130thSmartest Citizens: 9,301stNicest Citizens: 9,781stMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,088thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,529thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,482ndMost Devout: 13,682ndMost Rebellious Youth: 14,542nd
Largest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 29th in the region

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