Largest Welfare Programs: 2,706th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,609th Most Influential: 4,183rd
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The Theory of Happiness of Vrolondia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arano Iandra with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 14.511 billion Geldi hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ismair. The average income tax rate is 76.0%.

The strong Geldi economy, worth a remarkable 1,074 trillion Elysiums a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. Average income is 74,079 Elysiums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, Ismair's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime is totally unknown. Vrolondia's national animal is the Haunted Lamp, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vrolondian Pantheon.

Vrolondia is ranked 29,737th in the world and 37th in Yggdrasil for Most Pro-Market, scoring 65 on the Rand Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 2,706thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,609thMost Influential: 4,183rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,082ndLargest Populations: 6,448thHighest Drug Use: 6,863rdMost Cultured: 7,238thTop
Nicest Citizens: 9,217thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,708thHighest Economic Output: 9,730thSmartest Citizens: 10,180thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,250thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,797thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,004thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,983rdMost Stationary: 14,140thMost Devout: 14,190thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,724th
Highest Drug Use: 13th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the region

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