Largest Welfare Programs: 2,651st Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,660th Most Influential: 3,737th
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The Theory of Happiness of Vrolondia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Arano Iandra with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 14.666 billion Geldi hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ismair. The average income tax rate is 76.0%.

The strong Geldi economy, worth a remarkable 1,086 trillion Elysiums a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. Average income is 74,049 Elysiums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Ismair's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a Haunted Lamp. Crime is totally unknown. Vrolondia's national animal is the Haunted Lamp, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vrolondian Pantheon.

Vrolondia is ranked 3,737th in the world and 36th in Yggdrasil for Most Influential, scoring 7,672 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Largest Welfare Programs: 2,651stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,660thMost Influential: 3,737thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,242ndLargest Populations: 6,458thMost Cultured: 7,277thHighest Drug Use: 9,261stHighest Economic Output: 9,703rdTop
Nicest Citizens: 10,223rdSmartest Citizens: 10,511thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,720thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,205thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,510thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,978thMost Stationary: 13,711thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,751stMost Devout: 15,654thMost Pacifist: 16,995thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,921stMost Beautiful Environments: 18,003rdLongest Average Lifespans: 18,082ndHealthiest Citizens: 19,076th
Largest Populations: 19th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 26th in the regionMost Stationary: 32nd in the regionMost Influential: 36th in the regionMost Devout: 41st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 42nd in the region

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