The District of Varyag is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by proctor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 19.694 billion Varyagians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The strong Varyagian economy, worth a remarkable 1,155 trillion aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 58,648 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 386,939 per year while the poor average 3,443, a ratio of 112 to 1.

The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, and cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Varyag's national animal is the bovina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Varyag is ranked 199,021^st in the world and 3^rd in Freetown for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.38 kickbacks per hour.