The Faerie Empire of Vandoosa Einundzwanzig is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Iron Faerie with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.969 billion faeries are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dekins. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Vandoosa Einundzwanzigian economy, worth a remarkable 1,840 trillion ceks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 87,769 ceks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, political activists are routinely executed, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vandoosa Einundzwanzig's national animal is the Faerie and its national religion is Meepism.

Vandoosa Einundzwanzig is ranked 47,801^st in the world and 20^th in Jenny for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.83 law-abiding acts per hour.