The Most Serene Republic of
Left-Leaning College State
Freedom through Education and Knowledge
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Most Serene Republic of Urizenjav is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Adeur Reivaj with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.755 billion Urizenjavians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enlightenment. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The powerhouse Urizenjavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,967 trillion mind aureuses a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 154,236 mind aureuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, and tantrum-throwing toddlers are regularly imprisoned on assault charges. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Urizenjav's national animal is the owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Urizenjav is ranked 4,854th in the Pacific and 124,274th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -18 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 17 hours ago

  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Urizenjav, tantrum-throwing toddlers are regularly imprisoned on assault charges.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Urizenjav, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Urizenjav, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Urizenjav, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • 7 days ago: Urizenjav was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Urizenjav, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Urizenjav, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • 9 days ago: Urizenjav was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed (last census: Top 10%).
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Urizenjav, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Urizenjav, discarded pennies litter the streets.

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