Population | 32.763 billion |
Capital | Enlightenment |
Leader | Adeur Reivaj |
Faith | Aconfessional State |
Currency | mind aureus |
Animal | owl |
The Most Serene Republic of Urizenjav is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Adeur Reivaj with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.763 billion Urizenjavians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enlightenment. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Urizenjavian economy, worth a remarkable 6,194 trillion mind aureuses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,074 mind aureuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar, and political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Adeur Reivaj's throne. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Urizenjav's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aconfessional State.
Urizenjav is ranked 289,460th in the world and 4,109th in the Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -25.2 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Urizenjav, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Adeur Reivaj's throne.
- : Urizenjav was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary, Most Valuable International Artwork, Highest Food Quality, and Highest Economic Output and the Top 5% for Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Urizenjav, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar.
- : Following new legislation in Urizenjav, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
- : Urizenjav was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in Urizenjav, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region.
- : Following new legislation in Urizenjav, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled".
- : Following new legislation in Urizenjav, weekends are spent tilting at windmills.
- : Following new legislation in Urizenjav, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?".
- : Following new legislation in Urizenjav, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.