The Republic of Uoiea is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.073 billion Uoieans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nirvana. The average income tax rate is 17.7%.

The Uoiean economy, worth 54.4 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 50,712 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

One of the most popular models in Uoiea has a scarred face and one working eye, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, all tariffs have been abolished, and Uoiea has designated Nirvana as its capital city. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uoiea's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Uoiea is ranked 108,087^th in the world and 3^rd in aeiou for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 41,736.61 Standard Monetary Units.