Topid was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 98
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 296th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 357th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 370th
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The Free State of Topid is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Alex Corvis with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 16.32 billion Topes enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crow City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Topian economy, worth a remarkable 4,592 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 281,418 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,197,691 per year while the poor average 9,178, a ratio of 239 to 1.

Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, international war-crimes are good for business and business is booming, and citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Topid's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heartagrism.

Topid is ranked 853rd in the world and 1st in St Abbaddon for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 415.84 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 296thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 357thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 370thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 372ndRudest Citizens: 464thLargest Retail Industry: 523rdMost Armed: 530thFattest Citizens: 540thHighest Crime Rates: 557thMost Avoided: 618thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 852ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 853rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 879thMost Efficient Economies: 1,003rdHighest Economic Output: 1,049thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,239thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,288thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,388thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 1,571stLargest Mining Sector: 1,579thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,621stMost Influential: 2,500thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,505thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,647thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,438thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,557thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,651stMost Pro-Market: 4,099thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,792ndLargest Populations: 5,189thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,342ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,871stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,347thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 9,192ndLargest Black Market: 9,372ndSmartest Citizens: 9,868thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,850thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,597thMost Cultured: 13,444th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the region

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