Topid was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 98
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 365th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 379th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 400th
The Free State of
Capitalist Paradise
He who allows oppression shares the crime.
Regional Influence
WA Delegate / Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Free State of Topid is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Alex Corvis with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.593 billion Topes are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crow City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Topian economy, worth a remarkable 4,289 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 275,078 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 883,331 per year while the poor average 64,930, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, and senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Topid's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heartagrism.

Topid is ranked 178,188th in the world and 243rd in St Abbaddon for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 9.97 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 365thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 379thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 400thRudest Citizens: 488thFattest Citizens: 569thLargest Retail Industry: 585thMost Armed: 609thHighest Crime Rates: 651stMost Avoided: 651stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 854thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 880thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 881stMost Efficient Economies: 1,014thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,049thHighest Economic Output: 1,100thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,304thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,361stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,419thHighest Average Incomes: 1,596thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,615thLargest Mining Sector: 1,682ndTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,473rdMost Influential: 2,971stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,244thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,489thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,567thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,774thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,653rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,736thMost Pro-Market: 4,984thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,053rdLargest Populations: 5,406thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,808thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 9,193rdLargest Black Market: 9,805thSmartest Citizens: 10,267thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,755thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,388thMost Cultured: 16,851st
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 13th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21st in the region

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