Topid was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 98
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 334th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 363rd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 383rd
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The Free State of Topid is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Alex Corvis with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 16.728 billion Topes are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crow City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Topian economy, worth a remarkable 4,728 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 282,679 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,140,897 per year while the poor average 10,469, a ratio of 204 to 1.

Alex Corvis has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, anniversaries of major historical events pass unnoticed, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Topid's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heartagrism.

Topid is ranked 168,778th in the world and 86th in St Abbaddon for Least Corrupt Governments, with 58.19 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 334thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 363rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 383rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 388thLargest Retail Industry: 506thMost Armed: 546thFattest Citizens: 548thHighest Crime Rates: 577thMost Avoided: 611thRudest Citizens: 738thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 841stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 923rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 944thMost Efficient Economies: 989thHighest Economic Output: 1,016thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,201stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,334thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,384thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,468thLargest Mining Sector: 1,553rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,579thTop
Most Influential: 2,545thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,672ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,388thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,680thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,813thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,112thMost Pro-Market: 4,944thLargest Populations: 5,151stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,254thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,198thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,503rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,291stTop
Largest Black Market: 9,331stMost Corrupt Governments: 9,425thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,266thHighest Drug Use: 11,614thSmartest Citizens: 11,681stMost Cultured: 14,400th
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the region

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