Topid was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 98
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 371st Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 375th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 405th
The Free State of
He who allows oppression shares the crime.
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WA Delegate / Vice-Delegate
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The Free State of Topid is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Alex Corvis with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.94 billion Topes enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crow City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Topian economy, worth a remarkable 4,414 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 276,935 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,890,512 per year while the poor average 14,696, a ratio of 128 to 1.

Protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, the nation's once beautiful countryside have turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Topid's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heartagrism.

Topid is ranked 39,735th in the world and 30th in St Abbaddon for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,619.08 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 371stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 375thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 405thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 479thFattest Citizens: 574thMost Armed: 586thLargest Retail Industry: 607thHighest Crime Rates: 615thMost Avoided: 650thRudest Citizens: 654thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 883rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 893rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 896thMost Efficient Economies: 1,001stHighest Economic Output: 1,077thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,207thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,367thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,399thLargest Mining Sector: 1,578thHighest Average Incomes: 1,610thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,649thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,490thMost Influential: 2,902ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,058thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,289thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,535thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,583rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,208thMost Pro-Market: 4,353rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,884thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,165thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,238thLargest Populations: 5,259thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,572ndTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 9,417thLargest Black Market: 9,576thSmartest Citizens: 10,324thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,563rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,522ndMost Cultured: 16,138th
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Topid was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Topid was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Cultured.
  • : Topid was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Topid was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Topid was endorsed by The Republic of The Derpiest Derp.
  • : Topid granted posting privileges on the St Abbaddon Regional Message Board to nations in embassy regions.
  • : Topid lodged a message on the St Abbaddon Regional Message Board.
  • : Topid lodged a message on the St Abbaddon Regional Message Board.
  • : Topid lodged a message on the St Abbaddon Regional Message Board.
  • : Topid lodged a message on the St Abbaddon Regional Message Board.


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