Topid was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 98
The Free State of
Capitalizt
He who allows oppression shares the crime.
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Free State of Topid is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Alex Corvis with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.773 billion Topes enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crow City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Topian economy, worth a remarkable 3,576 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 259,661 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,206,343 per year while the poor average 33,588, a ratio of 35.9 to 1.

Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, much of Topid's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Topid's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heartagrism.

Topid is ranked 5th in The United States and 5,581st in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 14 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Topid was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Stupidest Citizens.
  • : Topid was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
  • : Following new legislation in Topid, concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule.
  • : Following new legislation in Topid, much of Topid's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Topid, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Topid, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Topid, the children of Topid are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Topid, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in Topid, the Treasury and Finance Ministry have been outsourced.
  • : Following new legislation in Topid, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.

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