Topid was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 98
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 359th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 363rd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 402nd
The Free State of
Capitalizt
He who allows oppression shares the crime.
Regional Influence
Power
WA Delegate / Vice-Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Free State of Topid is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Alex Corvis with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.78 billion Topes enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crow City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Topian economy, worth a remarkable 4,371 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 277,014 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,891,047 per year while the poor average 14,700, a ratio of 128 to 1.

Protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, the nation's once beautiful countryside have turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Topid's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heartagrism.

Topid is ranked 9,606th in the world and 2nd in St Abbaddon for Largest Black Market, with 24.5 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 359thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 363rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 402ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 475thFattest Citizens: 559thMost Armed: 574thLargest Retail Industry: 591stHighest Crime Rates: 603rdMost Avoided: 638thRudest Citizens: 649thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 863rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 876thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 876thMost Efficient Economies: 1,001stHighest Economic Output: 1,066thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,203rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,342ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,404thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 1,561stHighest Average Incomes: 1,588thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,634thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,004thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,960thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,984thMost Influential: 2,992ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,520thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,525thMost Pro-Market: 3,935thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,121stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,721stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,045thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,169thLargest Populations: 5,371stTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,681stLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,101stLargest Black Market: 9,606thSmartest Citizens: 10,173rdMost Corrupt Governments: 11,717thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,711th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Topid lodged a message on the St Abbaddon Regional Message Board.
  • : Topid lodged a message on the St Abbaddon Regional Message Board.
  • : Topid lodged a message on the St Abbaddon Regional Message Board.
  • : Topid voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Animal Abuse"".
  • : Following new legislation in Topid, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Topid, the nation's once beautiful countryside have turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
  • : Following new legislation in Topid, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
  • : Following new legislation in Topid, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic.
  • : Topid lodged a message on the St Abbaddon Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Topid, Topes must literally pay their respects to hear from their political representatives.

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