The NFL Franchise of The San Francisco 49ers is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jim Harbaugh with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.304 billion San Francisco 49ersians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Levi Stadium. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.6%.

The frighteningly efficient San Francisco 49ersian economy, worth a remarkable 4,183 trillion tickets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 216,725 tickets, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Taxpayers cringe whenever someone brings up the Former Antagonist Reparations Treaty, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and the treehouse in Seal Park is the tallest building in The San Francisco 49ers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The San Francisco 49ers's national animal is the seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Football.

The San Francisco 49ers is ranked 7,852^nd in the world and 1^st in The NFL for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,476.99 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.