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The Confederacy of Tenochca

“Ense petit placidam sub libertate quietem”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Katasia

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The Confederacy of Tenochca is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 24.136 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. Income tax is unheard of. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Public nudity is compulsory, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, and the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tenochca's national animal is the couatl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Quetzal.

Tenochca is ranked 7th in Katasia and 122,440th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -2,761.25 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tenochca, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tenochca, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tenochca, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tenochca, public nudity is compulsory.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tenochca, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tenochca, Max Barry is this year's Miss Tenochca.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tenochca, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tenochca, concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tenochca, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tenochca, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.

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