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The Confederacy of Tenochca

“Ense petit placidam sub libertate quietem”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Katasia

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The Confederacy of Tenochca is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 24.95 billion Tenochcans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. Income tax is unheard of. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Eminent domain has been abolished, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food", and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tenochca's national animal is the couatl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Quetzal.

Tenochca is ranked 1st in Katasia and 37th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 1,635 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Tenochca was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tenochca, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tenochca, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food".
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tenochca, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tenochca, eminent domain has been abolished.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tenochca, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 5 days ago: Tenochca was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Tenochca, much of Tenochca's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Tenochca, only the wealthy can afford monorail fares.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Tenochca, midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population.

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