The Confederacy of
Father Knows Best State
Ense petit placidam sub libertate quietem
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Confederacy of Tenochca is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.939 billion Tenochcans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Healthcare, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. The average income tax rate is 2.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Tenochcan economy, worth 252 trillion Quetzals a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 9,386 Quetzals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tenochca is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Tenochca's national animal is the couatl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Tenochca is ranked 5th in Katasia and 118,216th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -22 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tenochca, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenochca, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenochca, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenochca, Tenochca is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenochca, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • : Tenochca was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Following new legislation in Tenochca, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey.
  • : Tenochca was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Tenochca, Couatl is one of the most popular forenames in Tenochca.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenochca, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.

More...

View Forum posts

Report

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics