Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Confederacy of Tenochca

“Ense petit placidam sub libertate quietem”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Katasia

OverviewPeopleGovernmentEconomyTrendAnalysis

The Confederacy of Tenochca is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 25.272 billion Tenochcans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. Income tax is unheard of. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Tenochca is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tenochca's national animal is the couatl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Quetzal.

Tenochca is ranked 6th in Katasia and 112,819th in the world for Best Weather, with -2,332 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 minutes ago

  • 14 hours ago: Tenochca was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tenochca, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tenochca, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tenochca, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tenochca, Tenochca is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tenochca, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tenochca, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tenochca, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tenochca, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Tenochca, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.

More...

View Forum posts

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics