The United Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by 👑 Emperor Jixam with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.318 billion Xlyvanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🏰 Exelica Pavilion. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xlyvanian economy, worth an astonishing 15,462 trillion 💵 Aurum Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 478,447 💵 Aurum Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, and getting an autograph has become harder than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the 🐍 Emerald Viper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ⛔️ Neutrality.

Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 196^th in the world and 1^st in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,478.63 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.