| Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
| Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Regional Influence: Envoy
Location: USSR
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by Emperor Jami with an even hand, and notable for its devotion to social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 6.072 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaltier. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 94%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling industry, followed by Book Publishing and Tourism.
The police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, and the fire protection service is wholly government-funded. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Catholicism, and its currency is the Ware.
Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 157th in USSR and 100,312th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -43 on the Bus Surprisal Index.













































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 14 hours ago
- 1 day 14 hours ago:
Socialist Xlyvania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Sustainable Fishing Act". - 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Socialist Xlyvania, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded. - 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Socialist Xlyvania, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. - 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Socialist Xlyvania, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. - 2 days 9 hours ago:
Socialist Xlyvania endorsed
The Commonwealth of Jedizora. - 2 days 16 hours ago:
Socialist Xlyvania was endorsed by
The Commonwealth of Jedizora. - 2 days 17 hours ago:
Socialist Xlyvania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Region of reunited muslim states". - 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Socialist Xlyvania, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy. - 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Socialist Xlyvania, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported. - 4 days ago:
Socialist Xlyvania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 18 (
RedCommunist,
Tzimenakisland,
Wapakalypse,
Soviet Sasquatch,
Khanatah,
Socialist Montanistan,
The Great Mongol Khanate,
The Burya Natsiya,
Falbrook,
Pusik XII,
Prolets,
Koryostan,
Communist Sturoza,
Titoslavia,
Mikhailgrad,
CoolHandLuke,
Soviet-German Dortmund,
Jedizora)







