The Imperial Empire of
New York Times Democracy
Fear not going forward slowly; fear only standing still
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Jixam with a fair hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.524 billion Xlyvanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaltier. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Xlyvanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,245 trillion Wares a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 179,316 Wares, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 8th in The Land of Kings and Emperors and 1,482nd in the world for Safest, scoring 1,899.48 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 109 minutes ago

  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • 14 hours ago: Socialist Xlyvania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest (last census: Top 1%).
  • 14 hours ago: Socialist Xlyvania was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Safest (last census: #1).
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Socialist Xlyvania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn the Pacific".
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, locally produced computer games are being released faster than gamers can play them.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, motels cater primarily to adulterers.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.

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