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Most Developed: 4thLongest Average Lifespans: 4thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th
The United Empire of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Fear not going forward slowly; fear only standing still
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Socialist Xlyvania

Population31.988 billion

Capital🏰 Exelica Pavilion
Leader👑 Emperor Jixam
Faith⛔️ Neutrality

Currency💵 Aurum Sterling
Animal🐍 Emerald Viper

The United Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by 👑 Emperor Jixam with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.988 billion Xlyvanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🏰 Exelica Pavilion. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xlyvanian economy, worth an astonishing 15,206 trillion 💵 Aurum Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 475,393 💵 Aurum Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, rumor has it that 👑 Emperor Jixam has won three lotteries in a row, and children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the 🐍 Emerald Viper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ⛔️ Neutrality.

Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 18th in the world and 1st in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Lowest Crime Rates, with 387.41 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Developed: 4thLongest Average Lifespans: 4thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6thHealthiest Citizens: 7thBest Weather: 17thLowest Crime Rates: 18thMost Beautiful Environments: 19thSmartest Citizens: 26thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 33rdMost Pacifist: 47thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 48thMost Advanced Public Education: 49thHighest Food Quality: 53rdLargest Governments: 70thHighest Average Tax Rates: 70thSafest: 77thMost Cultured: 79thMost Efficient Economies: 84thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 96thMost Advanced Public Transport: 119thHighest Poor Incomes: 136thMost Cheerful Citizens: 145thMost Scientifically Advanced: 207thMost Secular: 212thHighest Economic Output: 308thLargest Information Technology Sector: 331stMost Subsidized Industry: 374thMost Inclusive: 384thNicest Citizens: 424thMost Compassionate Citizens: 465thLargest Welfare Programs: 545thHighest Average Incomes: 561stMost Influential: 580thLeast Corrupt Governments: 866thMost Valuable International Artwork: 952ndLargest Publishing Industry: 996thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,828thMost Patriotic: 2,072ndMost Stationary: 2,090thTop
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Largest Populations: 3,503rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,022ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,504thMost Income Equality: 13,001stTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 27,246th
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Most Developed: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, rumor has it that 👑 Emperor Jixam has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, government officials who do an offal job get smoked.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Socialist Xlyvania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, 👑 Emperor Jixam panders to nontraditional families.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, 👑 Emperor Jixam is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests.

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