Healthiest Citizens: 57th Most Developed: 72nd Best Weather: 134th
The Imperial Empire of
Left-wing Utopia
Fear not going forward slowly; fear only standing still
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The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Jixam with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, avant-garde cinema, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.071 billion Xlyvanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaltier. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Xlyvanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,457 trillion Wares a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 277,371 Wares, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, billions are being spent on a new island airport, and political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 171,376th in the world and 397th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -11.96 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Healthiest Citizens: 57thMost Developed: 72ndBest Weather: 134thLongest Average Lifespans: 143rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 159thLowest Crime Rates: 222ndLargest Publishing Industry: 227thMost Cultured: 231stHighest Poor Incomes: 311thSmartest Citizens: 315thMost Beautiful Environments: 316thMost Pacifist: 367thMost Cheerful Citizens: 434thMost Efficient Economies: 671stMost Subsidized Industry: 879thMost Corrupt Governments: 896thMost Influential: 979thHighest Economic Output: 1,146thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,399thLargest Governments: 1,447thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,536thHighest Average Incomes: 1,695thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,540thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,150thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,337thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,687thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,739thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,406thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,672ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,375thLargest Populations: 5,512thMost Inclusive: 6,010thMost Stationary: 6,094thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,452ndLargest Welfare Programs: 12,297thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,851stRudest Citizens: 15,020thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,475th
Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 16th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 28th in the regionMost Politically Free: 29th in the regionMost Income Equality: 35th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 36th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 38th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 39th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Socialist Xlyvania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Kingdom of Ireland".
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • : Socialist Xlyvania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.


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