The Imperial Empire of
Moralistic Democracy
Fear not going forward slowly; fear only standing still
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Jixam with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 12.2 billion Xlyvanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaltier. The average income tax rate is 19.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Xlyvanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,047 trillion Wares a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 167,840 Wares, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, governments opposing Socialist Xlyvania are beset by rebels, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and all 'unconventional' weaponry has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 64th in The Land of Kings and Emperors and 20,018th in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 40 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 100 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, all 'unconventional' weaponry has been banned.
  • 4 hours ago: Socialist Xlyvania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Democratia"".
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, governments opposing Socialist Xlyvania are beset by rebels.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Socialist Xlyvania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Wartime Looting and Pillage".
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Socialist Xlyvania was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, laws are littered with references to cheese.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.

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