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The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania

“Fear not going forward slowly; fear only standing still”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: The Land of Kings and Emperors

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The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Jixam with an even hand, and notable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.815 billion Xlyvanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaltier. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, the government has enacted freedom of information, criminals are thrown to the Bears to repay their debt to society, and the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Catholicism, and its currency is the Ware.

Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 324th in The Land of Kings and Emperors and 110,660th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 94 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, criminals are thrown to the Bears to repay their debt to society.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Socialist Xlyvania was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the government has enacted freedom of information.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Socialist Xlyvania was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, all guns must be registered.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.

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