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The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania

“Fear not going forward slowly; fear only standing still”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: The Land of Kings and Emperors

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The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Jami with an iron fist, and notable for its hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.186 billion Xlyvanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Religion & Spirituality, with areas such as Social Equality and Commerce receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaltier. The average income tax rate is 3%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.

Citizens have never heard foreign radio, voting is compulsory, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, and the government is almost completely paralyzed by the recent abolishment of the tax code. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Catholicism, and its currency is the Ware.

Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 231st in The Land of Kings and Emperors and 83,157th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 12 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 32 minutes ago

  • 6 hours ago: Socialist Xlyvania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Liberal Haven"".
  • 6 hours ago: Socialist Xlyvania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Debris Prevention".
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the government is almost completely paralyzed by the recent abolishment of the tax code.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Socialist Xlyvania was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, voting is compulsory.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, citizens have never heard foreign radio.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.

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