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The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania

“Fear not going forward slowly; fear only standing still”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: The Land of Kings and Emperors

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The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Emperor Jami with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.045 billion Xlyvanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaltier. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.

The public are free to vote for whomever the government wants in office, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and guns are banned. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Catholicism, and its currency is the Ware.

Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 1st in The Land of Kings and Emperors and 256th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 1,574 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 25 minutes ago: Socialist Xlyvania was ranked #1 in the region for Most Beautiful Environments (last census: Top 1%).
  • 86 minutes ago: Socialist Xlyvania was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • 86 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, guns are banned.
  • 86 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the public are free to vote for whomever the government wants in office.
  • 2 days ago: Socialist Xlyvania was ranked #1 in the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 1%).
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Socialist Xlyvania was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.

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