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The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania

“Fear not going forward slowly; fear only standing still”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: The Land of Kings and Emperors

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The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Emperor Jixam with an iron fist, and renowned for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.592 billion Xlyvanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaltier. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.

Colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey, and the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Catholicism, and its currency is the Ware.

Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 304th in The Land of Kings and Emperors and 111,285th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -4 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Socialist Xlyvania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Anti-Counterfeiting Pact".
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Socialist Xlyvania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Luna Amore"".
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad.
  • 4 days ago: Socialist Xlyvania endorsed The Kingdom of Gerashia.

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