The Imperial Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Fear not going forward slowly; fear only standing still
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Jixam with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.322 billion Xlyvanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaltier. The average income tax rate is 68.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Xlyvanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,674 trillion Wares a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 200,783 Wares, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, Socialist Xlyvania successfully hosted the The Land of Kings and Emperors Olympics, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", and sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 13th in The Land of Kings and Emperors and 2,696th in the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 15 Valid Endorsements.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Socialist Xlyvania was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, Socialist Xlyvania successfully hosted the The Land of Kings and Emperors Olympics.
  • : Socialist Xlyvania endorsed The Allied States of SpaceFederation.
  • : Socialist Xlyvania was endorsed by The Allied States of SpaceFederation.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.

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