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The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania

“Fear not going forward slowly; fear only standing still”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: The Land of Kings and Emperors

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The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Jami with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.7 billion, 18 million of whom are zombies, Xlyvanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The enormous, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaltier. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.

Citizens have never heard foreign radio, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and the government is spending billions of taxpayer Wares to support the Gambling industry. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Catholicism, and its currency is the Ware.

Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 287th in The Land of Kings and Emperors and 110,070th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -13 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Socialist Xlyvania is currently attempting to exterminate its infected with military force.

People: 4,681,971,612

Zombies: 18,058,640

Dead: 6,767,893,318

Survival Rate: 40.83%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 105 minutes ago

  • 8 hours ago: Socialist Xlyvania was cleansed by a Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Empire of Hioue, killing 1 million zombies.
  • 13 hours ago: Socialist Xlyvania was cleansed by a Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Republic of The Western Brotherhood, killing 1 million zombies.
  • 13 hours ago: Socialist Xlyvania was cleansed by a Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Republic of The Western Brotherhood, killing 1 million zombies.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Wares to support the Gambling industry.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, citizens have never heard foreign radio.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Socialist Xlyvania was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.

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