The Imperial Empire of
New York Times Democracy
Fear not going forward slowly; fear only standing still
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Jixam with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.696 billion Xlyvanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaltier. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Xlyvanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,333 trillion Wares a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 183,836 Wares, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands, and guns are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 251st in The Land of Kings and Emperors and 94,581st in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 49 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, guns are banned.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands.
  • 1 day ago: Socialist Xlyvania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Right to Bear Arms".
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.

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