Healthiest Citizens: 61st Most Developed: 66th Best Weather: 128th
The Imperial Empire of
Left-Leaning College State
Fear not going forward slowly; fear only standing still
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Jixam with a fair hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.098 billion Xlyvanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaltier. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xlyvanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,775 trillion Wares a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 250,060 Wares, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mandatory daycare is provided by the government, the Xlyvanian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 2,153rd in the world and 11th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 8,576.89 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Healthiest Citizens: 61stMost Developed: 66thBest Weather: 128thLongest Average Lifespans: 164thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 206thMost Cultured: 287thLowest Crime Rates: 310thLargest Publishing Industry: 314thMost Beautiful Environments: 336thMost Pacifist: 458thSmartest Citizens: 472ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 541stHighest Poor Incomes: 628thMost Corrupt Governments: 629thMost Efficient Economies: 675thMost Influential: 1,018thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,271stHighest Economic Output: 1,409thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,673rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,153rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,211thLargest Governments: 2,751stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,346thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,747thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,877thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,886thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,499thLargest Populations: 5,796thRudest Citizens: 6,137thMost Stationary: 6,785thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,012thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 8,072ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,892ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,484thMost Devout: 10,775thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,622ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,756th
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1%
Most Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
5%
Most Influential: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Socialist Xlyvania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Animal Abuse"".
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the Xlyvanian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, mandatory daycare is provided by the government.
  • : Socialist Xlyvania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, SX-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, Chaltier spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.

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