Healthiest Citizens: 60th Most Developed: 63rd Best Weather: 134th
The Imperial Empire of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Fear not going forward slowly; fear only standing still
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Jixam with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.474 billion Xlyvanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaltier. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Xlyvanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,063 trillion Wares a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 262,595 Wares, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists are pillars of society, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room, and annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 2,570th in the world and 9th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 7,763.58 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Healthiest Citizens: 60thMost Developed: 63rdBest Weather: 134thLongest Average Lifespans: 150thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 189thLowest Crime Rates: 270thMost Cultured: 273rdLargest Publishing Industry: 278thMost Beautiful Environments: 332ndSmartest Citizens: 399thMost Pacifist: 415thMost Cheerful Citizens: 462ndHighest Poor Incomes: 469thMost Efficient Economies: 680thMost Corrupt Governments: 773rdMost Subsidized Industry: 986thMost Influential: 1,027thHighest Economic Output: 1,317thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,627thHighest Average Incomes: 1,973rdLargest Governments: 1,980thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,297thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,570thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,403rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,903rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,941stLargest Gambling Industry: 4,110thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,405thLargest Populations: 5,676thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,684thMost Stationary: 6,571stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,631stRudest Citizens: 7,136thTop
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Most Devout: 8,987thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,496thMost Inclusive: 11,773rdLargest Welfare Programs: 13,373rdLargest Insurance Industry: 14,435thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,778thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,061st
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 25th in the regionMost Devout: 27th in the regionMost Inclusive: 28th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the internet has been placed under government control.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, Catholicism now admits men and women into its clergy.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.

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