Population | 31.988 billion |
Capital | 🏰 Exelica Pavilion |
Leader | 👑 Emperor Jixam |
Faith | ⛔️ Neutrality |
Currency | 💵 Aurum Sterling |
Animal | 🐍 Emerald Viper |
The United Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by 👑 Emperor Jixam with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.988 billion Xlyvanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🏰 Exelica Pavilion. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Xlyvanian economy, worth an astonishing 15,206 trillion 💵 Aurum Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 475,393 💵 Aurum Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, rumor has it that 👑 Emperor Jixam has won three lotteries in a row, and children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the 🐍 Emerald Viper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ⛔️ Neutrality.
Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 18th in the world and 1st in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Lowest Crime Rates, with 387.41 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, rumor has it that 👑 Emperor Jixam has won three lotteries in a row.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, government officials who do an offal job get smoked.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
- : Socialist Xlyvania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, 👑 Emperor Jixam panders to nontraditional families.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, 👑 Emperor Jixam is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 17 » Enggano, New Zora, NewMalayan, China Beiyang Goverment, The Philosophical Kingdom of Heathcliffe, ErusiaErasia, Aserlandia, The CAts21347 empire, The Holy See of Ampur, Hasaeng, Raveno, Chaimono, Denadamelada, Dear Old Uncle Sam, Skiva, Ophineia, and Nulkia.