Healthiest Citizens: 60th Most Developed: 63rd Best Weather: 128th
The Imperial Empire of
New York Times Democracy
Fear not going forward slowly; fear only standing still
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Jixam with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.648 billion Xlyvanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaltier. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Xlyvanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,159 trillion Wares a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 265,808 Wares, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All footpaths have tollbooths, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Wares each year, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, and the endangered saltwater humpback Bear is only seen in captivity programs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 4,280th in the world and 12th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 12,590.56 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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1%
Healthiest Citizens: 60thMost Developed: 63rdBest Weather: 128thLongest Average Lifespans: 146thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 184thLowest Crime Rates: 245thMost Cultured: 275thLargest Publishing Industry: 288thMost Beautiful Environments: 334thSmartest Citizens: 391stMost Pacifist: 391stHighest Poor Incomes: 445thMost Cheerful Citizens: 448thMost Efficient Economies: 670thMost Corrupt Governments: 808thMost Subsidized Industry: 974thMost Influential: 1,026thHighest Economic Output: 1,259thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,536thTop
5%
Largest Governments: 1,843rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,900thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,108thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,054thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,363rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,382ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,576thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,280thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,216thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,350thLargest Populations: 5,594thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,288thMost Stationary: 6,464thMost Devout: 7,949thTop
10%
Most Inclusive: 11,405thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,531stRudest Citizens: 11,969thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,688thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,869thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,297thLargest Insurance Industry: 17,008th
Top
1%
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionTop
5%
Most Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionTop
10%
Rudest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Devout: 25th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 30th in the regionMost Inclusive: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Socialist Xlyvania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the endangered saltwater humpback Bear is only seen in captivity programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Wares each year.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • : Socialist Xlyvania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and the Top 10% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Socialist Xlyvania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn DEN"".
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.

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