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The Empire of Socialist Xlyvania

“Fear not going forward slowly; fear only standing still”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Land of Kings and Emperors

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The Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Jami with an iron fist, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.456 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaltier. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.

Socialist Xlyvania successfully hosted the The Land of Kings and Emperors Olympics, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, children are sent to either religious or secular schools, and the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Catholicism, and its currency is the Ware.

Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 1st in The Land of Kings and Emperors and 328th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring 66 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 36 minutes ago

  • 7 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Socialist XlyvaniaSocialist Xlyvania, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist XlyvaniaSocialist Xlyvania, children are sent to either religious or secular schools.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Socialist XlyvaniaSocialist Xlyvania, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist XlyvaniaSocialist Xlyvania, Socialist Xlyvania successfully hosted the The Land of Kings and Emperors Olympics.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist XlyvaniaSocialist Xlyvania, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist XlyvaniaSocialist Xlyvania, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist XlyvaniaSocialist Xlyvania, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist XlyvaniaSocialist Xlyvania, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist XlyvaniaSocialist Xlyvania, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • 5 days ago: Socialist XlyvaniaSocialist Xlyvania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Region of reunited muslim states"".

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 5 (Solus PrimeSolus Prime, MeloniboneMelonibone, BloomingdalesBloomingdales, BobrachaBobracha, Zed ArmyZed Army)

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