Healthiest Citizens: 63rd Most Developed: 64th Best Weather: 117th
The Imperial Empire of
New York Times Democracy
Fear not going forward slowly; fear only standing still
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Jixam with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.74 billion Xlyvanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaltier. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xlyvanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,663 trillion Wares a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 248,514 Wares, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, the Socialist Xlyvania Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, all guns must be registered, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Socialist Xlyvania. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 191st in the world and 1st in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 3,228.66 Tourists Per Hour.

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Healthiest Citizens: 63rdMost Developed: 64thBest Weather: 117thLongest Average Lifespans: 169thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 191stMost Cultured: 289thLowest Crime Rates: 307thMost Beautiful Environments: 315thLargest Publishing Industry: 323rdMost Pacifist: 457thSmartest Citizens: 479thMost Cheerful Citizens: 568thMost Corrupt Governments: 618thHighest Poor Incomes: 664thMost Efficient Economies: 711thMost Influential: 1,014thHighest Economic Output: 1,438thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,520thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,588thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,983rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,120thLargest Governments: 2,807thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,969thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,409thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,787thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,138thRudest Citizens: 4,587thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,670thLargest Populations: 5,895thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,905thMost Stationary: 6,993rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,682ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,282ndTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 10,524thMost Devout: 12,262ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,292ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,075thMost Inclusive: 18,268th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 24th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionMost Politically Free: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 32nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 43rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 44th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, Max Barry is this year's Miss Socialist Xlyvania.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, all guns must be registered.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the Socialist Xlyvania Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • : Socialist Xlyvania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Vancouvia".
  • : Socialist Xlyvania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preservation of Artefacts"".
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.

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