Healthiest Citizens: 60th Most Developed: 61st Best Weather: 119th
The Imperial Empire of
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The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Jixam with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.292 billion Xlyvanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaltier. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xlyvanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,925 trillion Wares a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 256,672 Wares, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, every week is blindness awareness week, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 2,422nd in the world and 6th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Governments, scoring 46.14 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Healthiest Citizens: 60thMost Developed: 61stBest Weather: 119thLongest Average Lifespans: 150thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 187thMost Cultured: 292ndLowest Crime Rates: 292ndLargest Publishing Industry: 295thMost Beautiful Environments: 311thMost Pacifist: 429thSmartest Citizens: 434thHighest Poor Incomes: 471stMost Cheerful Citizens: 487thMost Efficient Economies: 674thMost Corrupt Governments: 689thMost Influential: 1,028thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,219thHighest Economic Output: 1,349thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,569thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,059thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,288thLargest Governments: 2,422ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,163rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,369thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,521stLargest Gambling Industry: 3,992ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,187thLargest Populations: 5,666thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,039thMost Stationary: 6,658thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,967thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,206thTop
Rudest Citizens: 8,993rdLargest Insurance Industry: 9,092ndMost Devout: 9,218thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,966thMost Inclusive: 12,366thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,340thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,535thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,633rd
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 21st in the regionMost Devout: 30th in the regionMost Inclusive: 30th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 39th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 39th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • : Socialist Xlyvania was endorsed by The Principality of Rochevale.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : Socialist Xlyvania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eternal Scholars".
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Socialist Xlyvania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.


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