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The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania

“Fear not going forward slowly; fear only standing still”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: The Land of Kings and Emperors

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The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Jami with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.424 billion Xlyvanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The enormous, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaltier. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material, and the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Catholicism, and its currency is the Ware.

Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 1st in The Land of Kings and Emperors and 430th in the world for Best Weather, with 689 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Socialist Xlyvania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Hobbesistan"".
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Socialist Xlyvania was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, army rations are served on silver platters.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • 4 days ago: Socialist Xlyvania fell out of the world Top 1% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 4 days ago: Socialist Xlyvania fell out of the regional #1 spot for Most Subsidized Industry.

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