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The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania

“Fear not going forward slowly; fear only standing still”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: The Land of Kings and Emperors

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The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Jami with an iron fist, and notable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.412 billion Xlyvanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The enormous, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaltier. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.

Parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, army rations are served on silver platters, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Catholicism, and its currency is the Ware.

Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 10th in The Land of Kings and Emperors and 6,848th in the world for Largest Populations, with 11,412 Capita (millions).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 minutes ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, army rations are served on silver platters.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Socialist Xlyvania fell out of the world Top 1% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Socialist Xlyvania fell out of the regional #1 spot for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Socialist Xlyvania was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.

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