The Imperial Empire of
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The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor Jixam with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.526 billion Xlyvanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaltier. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Xlyvanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,795 trillion Wares a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 206,654 Wares, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

The military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency, jobs opportunities abound in the Hole Recycling industry, and crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 328th in The Land of Kings and Emperors and 115,721st in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -399 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

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