The Imperial Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Fear not going forward slowly; fear only standing still
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The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Jixam with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.25 billion Xlyvanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaltier. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Xlyvanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,182 trillion Wares a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 223,352 Wares, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, conspiracy theorists allege Chaltier's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and it's always rabbit season. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 397th in The Land of Kings and Emperors and 142,831st in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -10 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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