The Constituent Country of Socialist Obama is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by State Minister Ellemieke van Vreden with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.05 billion Obamen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Public Transport, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oranjestad. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Obaman economy, worth a remarkable 2,155 trillion Imperial Warheads a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,451 Imperial Warheads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Obama's national animal is the Imperial Death Devil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperialism.

Socialist Obama is ranked 19,378^th in the world and 1,353^rd in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 102.72 kickbacks per hour.