The Colorful Light of Sir Hippy is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Hippy King Luis with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 28.487 billion Sir Hippyians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hippiedom. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Sir Hippyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,247 trillion we have nones a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 43,775 we have nones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, Hippy King Luis has just been declared ruler of Sir Hippy in an international press conference, Sir Hippy successfully hosted the Hippy Haven Olympics, and the number of students attending university has reached a record high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sir Hippy's national animal is the Colorful Tree Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sir Hippy is ranked 52,955^th in the world and 20^th in Hippy Haven for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,127.05 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.