The Co-operative Republics of Siclend is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Arman Izurbe Martell with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.668 billion Siclendinos hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Social Policy, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tortogna. The average income tax rate is 31.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Siclendino economy, worth a remarkable 2,512 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 142,210 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, and worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts. Crime is totally unknown. Siclend's national animal is the jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Siclend is ranked 21,446^th in the world and 1,398^th in Osiris for Most Beautiful Environments, with 986.39 pounds of wildlife per square mile.