The Hhhhh of Roiko is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kevin Kempt with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.881 billion guys are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the city where all the rappers live. The average income tax rate is 78.8%.

The frighteningly efficient one of a kind economy, worth 479 trillion dong a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,505 dong, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

One of a kind novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Kevin Kempt, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, and to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roiko's national animal is the crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is atheism.

Roiko is ranked 211,245^th in the world and 8,114^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 32.74 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.