The Queen's State of Roggeveen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 29.47 billion Roggeveenians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Healthcare, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.6%.

The very strong Roggeveenian economy, worth 866 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 29,399 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Roggeveen has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, the Governor has just been declared ruler of Roggeveen in an international press conference, none has been named as Roggeveen's national religion, and deer are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way'. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Roggeveen's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Roggeveen is ranked 250,142^nd in the world and 6^th in Tuvalu for Lowest Crime Rates, with 51.89 law-abiding acts per hour.