The Supreme Galactic Stratocracy of Radonn is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Commander in Chief Cron with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.544 billion Radonis are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaevack. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Radonnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,591 trillion Radons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 85,840 Radons, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 571,417 per year while the poor average 4,911, a ratio of 116 to 1.

Assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Radonn's national animal is the Warhog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Radonn is ranked 46,833^rd in the world and 4^th in The Meme Must Go On for Most Corrupt Governments, with 43.82 kickbacks per hour.