The Republic of Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 5.933 billion Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 46.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmian economy, worth 45.3 trillion regions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 7,639 regions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation is compulsory, surveillance cameras are banned, military spending recently hit a new high, and marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm's national animal is the black hawk.

Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm is ranked 141,177^th in the world and 3,072^nd in Suspicious for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.