The Commonwealth of Polinikia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by tuhina nui with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, daily referendums, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, humorless population of 27.755 billion Polinikians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alekanekapura. The average income tax rate is 4.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Polinikian economy, worth a remarkable 3,704 trillion tala a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,488 tala, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are now allowed to discuss whether Tuhina nui is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation, citizens need to demonstrate a complete set of dental records to throw five bucks in a hobo's hat, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Polinikia are famed for their reasonable volume levels, and the newest shade developed by Polinikia's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polinikia's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Polinikia is ranked 50,063^rd in the world and 3^rd in Kataru Kur Gal for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,341.51 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.