The Republic of Pirisoiwasm is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 5.304 billion Pirisoiwasmians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 30.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Pirisoiwasmian economy, worth 101 trillion florins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 19,106 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pirisoiwasm's national animal is the crocodile.

Pirisoiwasm is ranked 94,124^th in the world and 2,040^th in Suspicious for Safest, scoring 85.15 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.