The Allied States of Penguins Fort is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Pengu with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.602 billion Penguins Fortians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 8 May 2020 City. The average income tax rate is 62.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Penguins Fortian economy, worth 694 trillion yuhs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,727 yuhs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, and annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Penguins Fort's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Tlokosoriyunehakoritlueyoasetirolism.

Penguins Fort is ranked 280,420^th in the world and 229^th in The Transitionists for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.65 kickbacks per hour.