The Travelling Pizzeria of Papa Oscar is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Papa Oscar with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, disturbing lack of elderly people, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 27.595 billion Papa Oscarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pizzatown. The average income tax rate is 30.5%.

The very strong Papa Oscarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,734 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 62,848 monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Papa Oscar's national animal is the pizza, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pizzaism.

Papa Oscar is ranked 7,166^th in the world and 2^nd in Papa Palloccis Pizza Pagoda for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.