The Republic of Panzer Vor 385 is a massive, genial nation, notable for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The cynical population of 2 billion Panzer Vor 385ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Panzer Vor 385ian economy, worth 46.7 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 23,370 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panzer Vor 385's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Panzer Vor 385 is ranked 44,214^th in the world and 618^th in Suspicious for Safest, scoring 104.41 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.