The Asucionian Territory of Oceanian States is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.522 billion Oceanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Highland City. The average income tax rate is 9.3%.

The strong Oceanian economy, worth 103 trillion Guaranis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 68,326 Guaranis, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, Oceanian States has designated Highland City as its capital city, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as Oceanians. Crime is totally unknown. Oceanian States's national animal is the fox.

Oceanian States is ranked 192,420^th in the world and 103^rd in The United Democratic States for Most Primitive, scoring -77.76 on the Scary Big Number Scale.