The Archipel Unifié of Younizia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Assemblée de Yuñ~Izia with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.136 billion Youniziens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yuñ~Izia. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Younizien economy, worth 850 trillion Yuñs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,606 Yuñs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Younizia's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Assemblée de Yuñ~Izia to meetings with foreign heads of state, and families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Younizia's national animal is the Golden Chameleon à deux têtes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is La Sécularité.

Younizia is ranked 286,561^st in the world and 1,363^rd in Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.52 kickbacks per hour.