The Final of The Champions League is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by His Excellency with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, rampant corporate plagiarism, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.64 billion Champions Leaguean hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marseille. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Champions Leaguean economy, worth a remarkable 4,252 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 336,427 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and pedants defending His Excellency observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing. Crime is totally unknown. The Champions League's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Champions League is ranked 291,278^th in the world and 1,436^th in Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.17 kickbacks per hour.