The Kingdom of Niwe England is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Jeanne D'arc I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.416 billion New Englanders are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boston. The average income tax rate is 48.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Niwe Englandian economy, worth 531 trillion New England Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,169 New England Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, books are so highly regarded in Niwe England that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, and unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Niwe England's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Niwe England is ranked 133,427^th in the world and 972^nd in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 72.16 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.