The Kingdom of Ikaland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Rewin with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.17 billion Ikalandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Velritiblanka. The average income tax rate is 39.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ikalandian economy, worth 117 trillion Selvics a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,427 Selvics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ikaland's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ikaland is ranked 49,692^nd in the world and 571^st in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 148.86 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.