The Armed Republic of New Chamia is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.284 billion New Chamians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.3%.

The frighteningly efficient New Chamian economy, worth 136 trillion Chamins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 106,342 Chamins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 379,767 per year while the poor average 21,397, a ratio of 17.7 to 1.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices, and the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great New Chamian Desert. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Chamia's national animal is the Emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Chamia is ranked 233,959^th in the world and 9,095^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 21.32 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.