The Republic of Nerumburg is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 20.339 billion Nerumburgians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Nerumburgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,823 trillion currencies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 89,637 currencies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 272,578 per year while the poor average 22,892, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work, and students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nerumburg's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nerumburg is ranked 70,402^nd in the world and 3^rd in Norwood for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70 law-abiding acts per hour.