Population | 15.078 billion |
Capital | New Constantinople |
Leader | President Constantine Theodosius |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Talon |
Animal | Eagle |
The United Republic of Need a Name is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Constantine Theodosius with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 15.078 billion Romans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Need a Namean economy, worth a remarkable 1,676 trillion Talons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 111,183 Talons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and royalty is so last century. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Need a Name's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.
Need a Name is ranked 63,409th in the world and 1st in Theelads for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,078.35 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Need a Name was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Need a Name's influence in Theelads fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
- : Need a Name's influence in Theelads fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
- : Need a Name's influence in Theelads fell from "Hermit" to "Dominator".
- : Need a Name's influence in Theelads rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
- : Need a Name lodged a message on the Theelads Regional Message Board.
- : Need a Name altered its national flag.
- : Need a Name relocated from Osiris to Theelads.
- : Need a Name founded the region Theelads.
- : Need a Name's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".