The Kingdom of Narkenia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rodriguez de Burgh with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.253 billion Narkenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolfville City. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Narkenian economy, worth 674 trillion Theas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 207,239 Theas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narkenia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None - Secular.

Narkenia is ranked 1,736^th in the world and 12^th in The Social Liberal Union for Nicest Citizens, with 76.77 average smiles per day.