The Holy White Feathers of Na Dene is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Big Bison Angry with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 21.271 billion Na Deneans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tipi Circles. The average income tax rate is 64.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Na Denean economy, worth 983 trillion nevkhis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is 46,218 nevkhis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad, and academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks. Crime is totally unknown. Na Dene's national animal is the Kodiak Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is shamanism.

Na Dene is ranked 183,014^th in the world and 126^th in The World Rearranged for Most Primitive, scoring -72.14 on the Scary Big Number Scale.