The Meritocracy of Moronist Decisions is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Lion with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 25.818 billion Moronist Decisionsians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canberra. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Moronist Decisionsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,392 trillion Powerpoints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Uranium Mining. Average income is 92,674 Powerpoints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and coalition governments are essential to passing new laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moronist Decisions's national animal is the e coli, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Moronist Decisions is ranked 224,105^th in the world and 8,942^nd in Lazarus for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -3.43 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.