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The Environmentalists of Monterey Bay Aquarium

“To Inspire Conservation Of The Oceans”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: California

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The Environmentalists of Monterey Bay Aquarium is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Julie Packard with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 8.673 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Tide Pool. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes, divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets, abortions are routinely performed in Monterey Bay Aquarium's hospitals, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Monterey Bay Aquarium's national animal is the sea otter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Animism, and its currency is the kelp.

Monterey Bay Aquarium is ranked 20th in California and 86,509th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 40 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, abortions are routinely performed in Monterey Bay Aquarium's hospitals.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Monterey Bay Aquarium was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, Monterey Bay Aquarium is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, citizens must pay to enjoy Monterey Bay Aquarium's pristine beaches.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.

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