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The Environmentalists of Monterey Bay Aquarium

“To Inspire Conservation Of The Oceans”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: California

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The Environmentalists of Monterey Bay Aquarium is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Julie Packard with a fair hand, and notable for its restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 1.565 billion, 1.563 billion of whom are zombies, Monterey Bay Aquaristss enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Tide Pool. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, billions of kelps are being poured into a space program, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Monterey Bay Aquarium's national animal is the sea otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, its national religion is Animism, and its currency is the kelp.

Monterey Bay Aquarium is ranked 28th in California and 115,073rd in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -37 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Monterey Bay Aquarium is currently researching a cure.

People: 1,953,066

Zombies: 1,562,948,158

Dead: 8,231,292,431

Survival Rate: 0.02%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 19 hours ago: Monterey Bay Aquarium was struck by a Cure Missile from The Duck Hockey Republic of BuckyHermit, curing 155 million infected.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, billions of kelps are being poured into a space program.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, sea otters have more rights than the average citizen.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, chess hooliganism is on the rise after the banning of organised sports.

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