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The Environmentalists of Monterey Bay Aquarium

“To Inspire Conservation Of The Oceans”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: California

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The Environmentalists of Monterey Bay Aquarium is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Julie Packard with a fair hand, and renowned for its restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 9.246 billion Monterey Bay Aquaristss hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Tide Pool. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, children are raised bilingual from an early age, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Monterey Bay Aquarium's national animal is the sea otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, its national religion is Animism, and its currency is the kelp.

Monterey Bay Aquarium is ranked 27th in California and 111,615th in the world for Most Average, scoring -2,817 on the Average Standarized Normality Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 63 minutes ago

  • 106 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Monterey Bay Aquarium was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, eminent domain has been abolished.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.

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