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The Environmentalists of Monterey Bay Aquarium

“To Inspire Conservation Of The Oceans”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: California

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The Environmentalists of Monterey Bay Aquarium is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Julie Packard with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 9.436 billion Monterey Bay Aquaristss hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Tide Pool. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, education and welfare spending are on the rise, and insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Monterey Bay Aquarium's national animal is the sea otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, its national religion is Animism, and its currency is the kelp.

Monterey Bay Aquarium is ranked 30th in California and 112,284th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with -344.799 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, education and welfare spending are on the rise.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, children are sent to either religious or secular schools.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, citizens must pay to enjoy Monterey Bay Aquarium's pristine beaches.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.

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