The Club President of Monika- is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Monika with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, digital currency, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.458 billion Monikans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Idlewood. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Monikan economy, worth a remarkable 4,568 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 398,749 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monika-'s national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Monika- is ranked 278,494^th in the world and 38^th in Love Live for Safest, scoring 5.78 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.