The Evening Dews and Damps of Mol-1 is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, devout population of 17.992 billion Mol-1ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 38.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Mol-1ian economy, worth 609 trillion $$s a year, is dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,851 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, and rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mol-1's national animal is the laughing swordfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Mol-1 is ranked 237,052^nd in the world and 1^st in Molokai for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 20,818.76 Standard Monetary Units.