The The all-powerful warrior of Mobutu Sese Seko is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mobutu Sese Seko Nkuku Ngbendu waZaBanga with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.644 billion Mobutu Sese Sekoans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gbadolite. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Mobutu Sese Sekoan economy, worth a remarkable 6,207 trillion Zaires a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 184,508 Zaires, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,688,044 per year while the poor average 2,179, a ratio of 774 to 1.

The hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, and hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Mobutu Sese Seko's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mobutism.

Mobutu Sese Seko is ranked 14,327^th in the world and 639^th in Osiris for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,285 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.